1 00:00:03,511 --> 00:00:06,211 Okay, everyone's seen a horse do this. 2 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:08,514 Pblpblpblpbl! 3 00:00:08,583 --> 00:00:10,682 We don't know what it means, we just know that horses 4 00:00:10,751 --> 00:00:13,452 always say-- pblpblpblpbl! 5 00:00:13,522 --> 00:00:14,721 Pretty interesting, right? 6 00:00:14,789 --> 00:00:17,555 But it's even more interesting in slow motion. 7 00:00:17,625 --> 00:00:20,526 So, let's take a look at Sam and me from earlier today going-- 8 00:00:20,595 --> 00:00:22,462 pblpblpblpbl! 9 00:00:22,531 --> 00:00:23,865 But all slow-mo-ified. 10 00:00:23,933 --> 00:00:24,700 Go, Freddie. 11 00:00:24,767 --> 00:00:25,534 Playback ready. 12 00:00:25,602 --> 00:00:27,669 Okay, first me. 13 00:00:33,576 --> 00:00:35,476 And now me. 14 00:00:40,382 --> 00:00:41,982 And now both of us. 15 00:00:47,491 --> 00:00:48,991 And now Freddie. 16 00:00:53,097 --> 00:00:54,564 And Spencer. 17 00:00:59,604 --> 00:01:04,473 And last but not least my crazy grandmother who we call-- 18 00:01:11,049 --> 00:01:13,784 she's actually half horse! 19 00:01:13,854 --> 00:01:17,122 Okay, next on the iCarly-- --Sam and I are gonna show you 20 00:01:17,191 --> 00:01:18,791 one of the funniest guys on the Web. 21 00:01:18,860 --> 00:01:21,561 Even funnier than the burping giraffe. 22 00:01:21,629 --> 00:01:24,765 His name is Fred, Fred is awesome. 23 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:26,535 He makes these insanely hilarious videos that are 24 00:01:26,603 --> 00:01:28,337 sorta impossible to describe. 25 00:01:28,406 --> 00:01:30,306 So we'll shut up and you just watch. 26 00:01:30,374 --> 00:01:31,107 All right, people. 27 00:01:31,176 --> 00:01:39,112 We give you-- hey, it's Fred, and it's really nice out, 28 00:01:39,184 --> 00:01:40,751 so I think I'm gonna go swimming later. 29 00:01:40,819 --> 00:01:42,819 My mom found this really cool pool at the dump. 30 00:01:42,888 --> 00:01:44,655 It's really big and really deep. 31 00:01:44,723 --> 00:01:47,458 I think I might drown. 32 00:01:47,526 --> 00:01:48,593 I also got a letter in the mail. 33 00:01:48,662 --> 00:01:49,595 It might be from my dad. 34 00:01:49,662 --> 00:01:50,996 "To Fred--" 35 00:01:51,064 --> 00:01:52,231 what the heck is this? 36 00:01:52,299 --> 00:01:54,833 "Ha ha. You probably thought "this was your dad, you loser. 37 00:01:54,902 --> 00:01:57,303 "Anyways, I told you "that I know where you live. 38 00:01:57,371 --> 00:01:59,806 P.S. Your voice is weird." 39 00:01:59,874 --> 00:02:01,641 So the crazy guy really does know where I live. 40 00:02:01,710 --> 00:02:03,344 What if he comes over here and steals all the food 41 00:02:03,412 --> 00:02:03,979 out of our fridge? 42 00:02:07,484 --> 00:02:09,017 while I'm going swimming it's because I'm uncomfortable 43 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:09,584 with my body. 44 00:02:09,653 --> 00:02:12,087 1, 2, 3. 45 00:02:12,156 --> 00:02:15,958 Oh, my God! There's a shark! 46 00:02:16,028 --> 00:02:17,728 This pool is small. 47 00:02:17,797 --> 00:02:18,263 Oh, my God. 48 00:02:18,330 --> 00:02:19,230 Kevin's chasing after me. 49 00:02:19,298 --> 00:02:21,231 Okay, well, since I'm really mad, I think I'm gonna go because 50 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:23,367 I don't think I wanna take all my anger out on you. 51 00:02:23,436 --> 00:02:25,003 Bye. 52 00:02:25,071 --> 00:02:28,540 Okay, I say that video deserves a-- [Applause] 53 00:02:28,609 --> 00:02:29,843 Yeah, all right. 54 00:02:29,910 --> 00:02:32,845 Okay, next on iCarly, Sam and I, we're gonna shave 55 00:02:32,914 --> 00:02:33,814 some stuffed animals. 56 00:02:33,882 --> 00:02:37,316 Which is always a good time. 57 00:02:37,386 --> 00:02:39,120 But now I'm thinking that instead we should watch 58 00:02:39,188 --> 00:02:40,054 another Fred video. 59 00:02:40,123 --> 00:02:40,823 What you think, Sam? 60 00:02:40,890 --> 00:02:41,824 I think we should. 61 00:02:41,892 --> 00:02:43,059 Freddie? 62 00:02:43,126 --> 00:02:47,095 I think you guys should shave the stuffed animals. 63 00:02:47,164 --> 00:02:48,931 You don't wanna see another Fred video? 64 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:49,967 Not really. 65 00:02:50,035 --> 00:02:52,569 Why not, fudge face? 66 00:02:52,638 --> 00:02:56,240 Because I don't think Fred is all that funny. 67 00:02:56,308 --> 00:02:59,043 Uh, do you know how popular his videos are? 68 00:02:59,113 --> 00:03:00,846 Each one gets like a billion views. 69 00:03:00,915 --> 00:03:04,083 How can you not think Fred is not funny? 70 00:03:04,151 --> 00:03:05,251 I didn't say he was unfunny. 71 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:08,755 I just don't love his videos. 72 00:03:08,824 --> 00:03:11,424 Well, apparently Freddie's got his little anti-bacterial 73 00:03:11,494 --> 00:03:14,494 underpants in a bunch. 74 00:03:14,563 --> 00:03:17,164 I stopped wearing antibacterial underpants 75 00:03:17,232 --> 00:03:19,366 and I'm entitled to my opinion. 76 00:03:19,435 --> 00:03:22,035 And it's my opinion that we're out of time anyway. 77 00:03:22,104 --> 00:03:25,038 So till the next iCarly-- stay in school. 78 00:03:25,108 --> 00:03:25,908 Recycle. 79 00:03:25,976 --> 00:03:26,975 Pour milk on your parents. 80 00:03:27,044 --> 00:03:27,910 Hug a duck. 81 00:03:27,978 --> 00:03:28,544 Eat a stick of butter. 82 00:03:28,613 --> 00:03:29,180 And shampoo a squirrel. 83 00:03:29,248 --> 00:03:29,614 Bye. 84 00:03:29,681 --> 00:03:30,315 See ya on the next iCarly. 85 00:03:30,382 --> 00:03:30,815 Ciao. 86 00:03:30,884 --> 00:03:31,717 Peace. 87 00:03:31,785 --> 00:03:32,618 And we're clear. 88 00:03:32,685 --> 00:03:33,819 Yeah. 89 00:03:33,887 --> 00:03:34,754 Whoo! 90 00:03:34,821 --> 00:03:35,754 You guys done with the show? 91 00:03:35,823 --> 00:03:36,222 Uh-huh. 92 00:03:36,290 --> 00:03:36,690 Yup. 93 00:03:36,757 --> 00:03:37,490 Just finished. 94 00:03:37,559 --> 00:03:40,828 Cool, check out what I found. 95 00:03:40,896 --> 00:03:41,829 What is that? 96 00:03:41,898 --> 00:03:46,401 Looks like something my aunt Maggie would cough up. 97 00:03:46,471 --> 00:03:49,338 Well, she's a smoker. 98 00:03:49,407 --> 00:03:50,040 What is it? 99 00:03:50,108 --> 00:03:52,376 It's my magic meatball. 100 00:03:52,444 --> 00:03:53,712 I carried this thing around with me 101 00:03:53,779 --> 00:03:56,514 like all during seventh grade, which was arguably the best year 102 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:58,852 of my life. 103 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:00,421 What does a magic meatball do? 104 00:04:00,488 --> 00:04:01,588 It gives you perfect advice. 105 00:04:01,657 --> 00:04:05,759 You ask it any yes or no question, shake it and then, boom, 106 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:09,130 it tells you what to do. 107 00:04:09,199 --> 00:04:11,834 That's so stupid. 108 00:04:11,904 --> 00:04:13,204 It is not. 109 00:04:13,271 --> 00:04:15,572 I read an article about a guy who made $3 million 110 00:04:15,641 --> 00:04:18,009 using one of these to pick stocks. 111 00:04:18,078 --> 00:04:18,911 Dude, it's a toy. 112 00:04:18,979 --> 00:04:20,079 A magic toy. 113 00:04:20,147 --> 00:04:22,381 Here. Watch. 114 00:04:22,450 --> 00:04:24,450 Will my phone ring in the next five seconds? 115 00:04:24,519 --> 00:04:28,922 The answer is no. 116 00:04:36,868 --> 00:04:38,669 Spooky, huh? 117 00:04:38,671 --> 00:04:45,175 In 5, 4, 3, 2-- [Music] 118 00:04:45,246 --> 00:04:47,348 I know, you see 119 00:04:47,416 --> 00:04:48,416 somehow the world 120 00:04:48,485 --> 00:04:49,618 will change for me 121 00:04:49,686 --> 00:04:54,289 and be so wonderful 122 00:04:54,359 --> 00:04:56,425 live life, breathe air 123 00:04:56,494 --> 00:04:57,494 I know somehow 124 00:04:57,562 --> 00:04:58,962 we're gonna get there 125 00:04:59,031 --> 00:05:03,634 and feel so wonderful 126 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:07,306 it's all for real 127 00:05:07,376 --> 00:05:08,176 I'm telling you 128 00:05:08,243 --> 00:05:09,243 just how I feel 129 00:05:09,311 --> 00:05:11,646 so wake up the members 130 00:05:11,715 --> 00:05:13,315 of my nation 131 00:05:13,383 --> 00:05:15,117 it's your time to be 132 00:05:15,185 --> 00:05:16,052 there's no chance 133 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,988 unless you take one 134 00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:19,656 every time you see 135 00:05:19,725 --> 00:05:20,591 the brighter side 136 00:05:20,660 --> 00:05:23,961 of every situation 137 00:05:24,030 --> 00:05:25,430 some things are meant to be 138 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:26,899 so give it your best 139 00:05:41,685 --> 00:05:43,285 [music] 140 00:05:55,037 --> 00:05:58,872 Should I drink a glass of this iced tea? 141 00:05:58,942 --> 00:05:59,575 Negative. 142 00:05:59,642 --> 00:06:01,242 Aww. 143 00:06:05,316 --> 00:06:07,617 Wahoo punch? 144 00:06:07,686 --> 00:06:09,087 The meatball says no. 145 00:06:09,154 --> 00:06:13,924 Aww. 146 00:06:13,994 --> 00:06:14,894 That's all we have. 147 00:06:14,962 --> 00:06:15,861 What am I supposed to drink? 148 00:06:15,929 --> 00:06:19,864 Ketchup? 149 00:06:19,934 --> 00:06:23,836 The answer is yes. 150 00:06:23,906 --> 00:06:29,176 Well, you haven't steered me wrong yet, magic meatball. 151 00:06:36,456 --> 00:06:40,625 [Knock on door] 152 00:06:40,761 --> 00:06:45,264 Hey. 153 00:06:45,334 --> 00:06:48,902 Wh-when did you-- what are you doing here? 154 00:06:48,972 --> 00:06:50,706 I was in the neighborhood, wanted food, 155 00:06:50,775 --> 00:06:51,574 didn't wanna to pay for it. 156 00:06:51,642 --> 00:06:54,210 Here I am. 157 00:06:54,278 --> 00:06:57,146 All right. 158 00:06:57,216 --> 00:06:59,183 Hey. Carly home yet? 159 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:03,021 No, but everyone else is. 160 00:07:07,295 --> 00:07:08,795 Why are you drinking ketchup? 161 00:07:08,864 --> 00:07:12,367 My magic meatball told me to. 162 00:07:12,436 --> 00:07:12,969 I'm tired. 163 00:07:13,037 --> 00:07:17,373 I'm gonna go take a nap. 164 00:07:17,442 --> 00:07:18,876 Hey, do you know what's going on? 165 00:07:18,944 --> 00:07:21,378 I've gotten about 10 texts in the last 5 minutes telling me 166 00:07:21,447 --> 00:07:22,914 to check out splashface. 167 00:07:22,983 --> 00:07:25,485 Yeah, Carly just texted me saying the same thing. 168 00:07:25,553 --> 00:07:27,888 She says to look up "Fred is dead." 169 00:07:27,956 --> 00:07:31,291 Huh. "Fred is dead." 170 00:07:31,361 --> 00:07:32,995 Here it is, just posted an hour ago. 171 00:07:33,063 --> 00:07:34,296 Click on it. 172 00:07:34,365 --> 00:07:35,698 Hey. It's me. 173 00:07:35,767 --> 00:07:37,867 If you saw the last iCarly, then you heard Freddie Benson 174 00:07:37,936 --> 00:07:40,604 say he doesn't like my Fred videos-- 'cause I don't think Fred 175 00:07:40,673 --> 00:07:41,206 is all that funny. 176 00:07:41,273 --> 00:07:44,075 Well, thank you for crushing my feelings. 177 00:07:44,144 --> 00:07:47,313 Now I'm not gonna post any more Fred videos ever again. 178 00:07:47,382 --> 00:07:51,717 Internet, I click you goodbye. 179 00:07:51,787 --> 00:07:53,220 You see what you did? 180 00:07:53,289 --> 00:07:54,289 You killed Fred. 181 00:07:54,357 --> 00:07:57,324 Aah! 182 00:07:57,394 --> 00:08:00,095 I just gave my honest opinion. 183 00:08:00,164 --> 00:08:03,199 Hey, you guys gonna be okay here alone till Carly gets back? 184 00:08:03,268 --> 00:08:03,701 Sure. 185 00:08:03,770 --> 00:08:04,469 Why? 186 00:08:04,537 --> 00:08:05,537 I thought you were tired. 187 00:08:05,606 --> 00:08:10,675 Yeah. But my meatball says I wanna go surfing. 188 00:08:10,812 --> 00:08:14,781 [Music] 189 00:08:22,661 --> 00:08:23,327 Oh. 190 00:08:23,395 --> 00:08:28,165 I see you girls are fans of Fred. Heh. 191 00:08:28,235 --> 00:08:29,568 Oh, dear. Guys, guys. 192 00:08:29,637 --> 00:08:35,374 Unh! Augh! Aah! 193 00:08:35,443 --> 00:08:38,045 Yeah, thank you. 194 00:08:38,114 --> 00:08:39,548 Boo. 195 00:08:39,616 --> 00:08:42,750 Oh, come on, guys, it's not my fault. 196 00:08:42,820 --> 00:08:47,221 Aah. 197 00:08:47,291 --> 00:08:49,259 All right, who threw this at my head? 198 00:08:49,328 --> 00:08:54,164 Who threw this low-fat fat cake at my head? Huh? 199 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,836 Well, I'm keeping it. 200 00:08:56,905 --> 00:09:01,575 Yaah. 201 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:09,620 What's up, guys? 202 00:09:09,687 --> 00:09:11,922 We just had an emergency meeting of the mathletes. 203 00:09:11,990 --> 00:09:14,425 Oh, well, how come I wasn't invited? 204 00:09:14,494 --> 00:09:17,662 'Cause you killed Fred. 205 00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:19,565 All I did was give my opinion. 206 00:09:19,634 --> 00:09:20,800 Well, your opinion stinks. 207 00:09:20,869 --> 00:09:25,104 Easy, Shawn. 208 00:09:25,174 --> 00:09:27,442 I'm very sorry to say this, but the mathletes are 209 00:09:27,511 --> 00:09:28,811 subtracting you from the team. 210 00:09:28,879 --> 00:09:30,445 What? 211 00:09:30,514 --> 00:09:33,049 Come on, I'm our best long divider. 212 00:09:33,117 --> 00:09:35,552 Then you should be able to handle this long division-- 213 00:09:35,621 --> 00:09:38,656 --between us and you. 214 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:46,301 [Sighs] 215 00:09:46,369 --> 00:09:48,971 Oww! 216 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:52,342 Hey, Benson, this Fred thing is getting way outta control. 217 00:09:52,411 --> 00:09:55,045 Kids keep booing and throwing things stuff at us. 218 00:09:55,114 --> 00:09:58,183 Get up! 219 00:09:58,252 --> 00:10:01,087 You just had to trash talk Fred. 220 00:10:01,156 --> 00:10:02,255 I didn't trash talk him. 221 00:10:02,324 --> 00:10:03,524 It's not Freddie's fault. 222 00:10:03,592 --> 00:10:04,625 He just gave his opinion. 223 00:10:04,693 --> 00:10:11,832 Yeah. And anyway it's not like-- [Kids laughing] 224 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:15,706 Uh-oh, check it out. 225 00:10:20,181 --> 00:10:22,516 Augh! Why are they blaming our whole show? 226 00:10:22,585 --> 00:10:25,953 It's all Freddie's fault. 227 00:10:26,023 --> 00:10:26,655 Hey! 228 00:10:26,723 --> 00:10:30,826 Well-- well, it's way worse for me, I've been kicked out 229 00:10:30,895 --> 00:10:36,566 of everything except the junior bow and arrow club. 230 00:10:45,348 --> 00:10:49,150 I'm out. 231 00:10:49,219 --> 00:10:53,089 --Because I just don't see what's funny about Fred. 232 00:10:53,158 --> 00:10:55,225 It's not my fault he quit. 233 00:10:55,294 --> 00:10:57,562 Hey, you don't have to call me names. 234 00:10:57,631 --> 00:10:58,864 Oh, yeah? 235 00:10:58,932 --> 00:11:01,399 Well, you're a bigger one. 236 00:11:01,468 --> 00:11:02,501 Who was that? 237 00:11:02,570 --> 00:11:07,473 My aunt Jennifer. 238 00:11:11,815 --> 00:11:13,282 Who texted you? 239 00:11:13,351 --> 00:11:13,817 Gibby. 240 00:11:13,885 --> 00:11:15,585 He wants us to check out some website called 241 00:11:15,654 --> 00:11:18,289 neverwatchicarly. com. 242 00:11:18,357 --> 00:11:19,124 Well, that can't be good. 243 00:11:19,193 --> 00:11:21,226 I know it can't be good. 244 00:11:21,295 --> 00:11:21,861 Freddie. 245 00:11:21,929 --> 00:11:22,462 Already on it. 246 00:11:22,529 --> 00:11:29,534 neverwatchicarly. com. 247 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:30,606 Oh, man. 248 00:11:30,674 --> 00:11:32,874 Some guy started a whole website just to try to stop people 249 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:34,243 from watching iCarly? 250 00:11:34,312 --> 00:11:35,946 All 'cause you irritated Fred. 251 00:11:36,013 --> 00:11:39,915 Aaaah! Oww. Ah. 252 00:11:39,985 --> 00:11:41,886 Okay, let's not panic. 253 00:11:41,954 --> 00:11:43,921 How many people have signed up to support him? 254 00:11:43,990 --> 00:11:45,757 Um, a few hundred. 255 00:11:45,826 --> 00:11:47,026 Okay. That's not so many. 256 00:11:47,095 --> 00:11:47,561 Wait. 257 00:11:47,629 --> 00:11:48,662 I just refreshed the page. 258 00:11:48,730 --> 00:11:49,863 Now it's up to 3,000. 259 00:11:49,932 --> 00:11:50,431 How many? 260 00:11:50,499 --> 00:11:51,232 Refreshing. 261 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:53,068 Yikes, 18,000. 262 00:11:53,135 --> 00:11:53,635 Are you sure? 263 00:11:53,703 --> 00:12:01,709 Refreshing. 90-- okay, why don't we stop refreshing. Unh! 264 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:05,583 [Elevator bell dings] 265 00:12:09,190 --> 00:12:13,259 Uh, what you got there? 266 00:12:13,329 --> 00:12:15,597 It's a smoothie. 267 00:12:15,666 --> 00:12:18,667 I think she meant the gigantic bird. 268 00:12:18,735 --> 00:12:20,236 Oh! This is Marvin. 269 00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:21,437 He's an ostrich. 270 00:12:21,506 --> 00:12:22,206 I just bought him. 271 00:12:22,273 --> 00:12:23,707 Your magic meatball told you to? 272 00:12:23,775 --> 00:12:25,843 Yes. 273 00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:26,778 [Doorbell rings] 274 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:27,445 Hey, would you get that? 275 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:32,382 Marvin wants a root beer. 276 00:12:32,453 --> 00:12:35,321 We're gonna go into the kitchen. 277 00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:36,424 Carly, any comment on the Fred fight? 278 00:12:36,492 --> 00:12:37,726 What? It's not a fight. 279 00:12:37,794 --> 00:12:39,094 But iCarly killed Fred. 280 00:12:39,163 --> 00:12:39,996 Don't you feel guilty? 281 00:12:40,064 --> 00:12:41,764 No. Freddie was just expressing his opinion. 282 00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:42,900 Do you agree with his opinion? 283 00:12:42,969 --> 00:12:45,070 Yeah, do you also think the Fred videos are terrible? 284 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,872 I never said the Fred videos are terrible. 285 00:12:46,941 --> 00:12:49,176 Sam, is it true that you've been arrested four times? 286 00:12:49,244 --> 00:12:49,810 Three times. 287 00:12:49,878 --> 00:12:51,378 Get your facts right. 288 00:12:51,447 --> 00:12:56,550 And get outta here. 289 00:12:56,620 --> 00:13:01,055 Arrrgh, Marvin bit my pants. 290 00:13:12,142 --> 00:13:13,842 No, Freddie was just expressing his opinion. 291 00:13:13,934 --> 00:13:15,235 You agree with Freddie's opinion? 292 00:13:15,303 --> 00:13:17,437 Get outta here. 293 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:19,340 This whole thing is getting insane. 294 00:13:19,409 --> 00:13:21,710 Did you check and see if the Fred guy answered your e-mail? 295 00:13:21,779 --> 00:13:23,513 I check every 10 minutes. 296 00:13:23,581 --> 00:13:24,214 What won't he write back? 297 00:13:24,282 --> 00:13:24,882 Because he's a jerk. 298 00:13:24,949 --> 00:13:27,651 You're the queen of the jerks. 299 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:28,887 Why pick on me? 300 00:13:28,954 --> 00:13:29,854 Two reasons. 301 00:13:29,923 --> 00:13:34,059 Number one, I love it. 302 00:13:34,127 --> 00:13:36,497 Number two, this whole fight between iCarly and Fred 303 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,467 is your fault. 304 00:13:37,535 --> 00:13:39,703 I just said I didn't think his videos were all that funny. 305 00:13:39,771 --> 00:13:42,739 He's the one who overreacted and started this whole brouhaha. 306 00:13:42,809 --> 00:13:43,675 Brouhaha. 307 00:13:43,743 --> 00:13:45,977 You can't say things like brouhaha and not expect 308 00:13:46,046 --> 00:13:48,947 people to hit you. 309 00:13:49,016 --> 00:13:50,849 [E-mail beeps] 310 00:13:50,918 --> 00:13:51,851 Fred wrote back. 311 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:52,486 He did? 312 00:13:52,554 --> 00:13:53,186 What did he say? 313 00:13:53,254 --> 00:13:55,522 Uh-- will he start making the Fred videos again? 314 00:13:55,590 --> 00:13:58,292 No, but he says he'll meet with us and talk about it. 315 00:13:58,362 --> 00:13:59,595 He wants us to go to his house. 316 00:13:59,663 --> 00:14:00,429 Where does he live? 317 00:14:00,498 --> 00:14:02,565 Shelby, Idaho. 318 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,035 That's about 4 hours from here. 319 00:14:04,102 --> 00:14:05,102 My mom could drive us. 320 00:14:05,171 --> 00:14:06,237 She got her license back? 321 00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,805 I didn't say that. 322 00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:13,479 Well, did she get her van back from the police? 323 00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:16,882 Maybe someone else should drive us. 324 00:14:16,951 --> 00:14:19,152 This is going to be a very important art exhibit 325 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:21,921 that will feature the most promising young artists in Seattle, 326 00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:24,291 and we'd really like to include some of your sculptures. 327 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,694 Wow! That is such an honor for you to ask me. 328 00:14:26,763 --> 00:14:29,097 So you'll do it? 329 00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:30,600 Could you excuse me for just one second? 330 00:14:30,668 --> 00:14:35,538 Of course. 331 00:14:35,607 --> 00:14:37,641 Okay, magic meatball. 332 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:41,110 Should I let him use my sculptures in his art exhibit? 333 00:14:41,179 --> 00:14:42,479 Definitely not. 334 00:14:42,547 --> 00:14:43,447 Oh, please. 335 00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:45,949 This is such a huge opportunity. 336 00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:47,719 Ask again later. 337 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:50,556 But we need to discuss this now. 338 00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:52,426 I must advise against it. 339 00:14:52,495 --> 00:14:53,362 Come on! 340 00:14:53,429 --> 00:14:56,164 I drank ketchup, I bought an ostrich. 341 00:14:56,234 --> 00:14:57,901 I did everything you told me to. 342 00:14:57,969 --> 00:15:01,638 Help me out this one time. 343 00:15:01,707 --> 00:15:03,575 The answer is no. 344 00:15:03,643 --> 00:15:05,043 That's it! 345 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:06,045 You're not magic. 346 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:10,449 You're just a mean meatball. 347 00:15:10,519 --> 00:15:11,085 Oh! I'm sorry. 348 00:15:11,154 --> 00:15:16,890 I was just arguing with my meatball. 349 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:20,328 Marvin, get back in your room. 350 00:15:20,398 --> 00:15:21,798 Is that an ostrich? 351 00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:26,337 Yeah. He's friendly-- when he's not biting my pants. 352 00:15:26,406 --> 00:15:27,206 I see. 353 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:31,176 Well, about your sculpture-- mm-hmm. 354 00:15:31,246 --> 00:15:34,181 I think we should-- wait! Mr. Feldon, come on. 355 00:15:34,249 --> 00:15:38,451 I know it seems--Aargh! 356 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:39,954 Hey, will you drive us somewhere? 357 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:40,723 Sure. Where? 358 00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:42,857 Shelby, Idaho. 359 00:15:42,926 --> 00:15:43,825 Mm, okay. 360 00:15:43,894 --> 00:15:45,294 Marvin, I'm going to Idaho. 361 00:15:45,363 --> 00:15:48,631 Stay off of the Internet. 362 00:15:59,716 --> 00:16:01,250 Hello! We're here. 363 00:16:01,319 --> 00:16:05,454 It's Carly, Sam and Freddie. 364 00:16:07,893 --> 00:16:12,862 Okay. This is the coolest treehouse in the universe. 365 00:16:12,932 --> 00:16:17,635 Yeah. It's nicer than where I live. 366 00:16:19,775 --> 00:16:23,745 Whoa! Check out this editing setup. 367 00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:29,751 Don't touch it. 368 00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:30,254 Hey! 369 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,423 Hi! 370 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,390 You're here. 371 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,860 Hey! Hey! 372 00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:37,429 How cool is this treehouse! 373 00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:39,665 You know when I was a kid, I wanted to build one like this, 374 00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:43,603 but dad always said they--aah! 375 00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:46,007 I'll wait down here. 376 00:16:46,076 --> 00:16:46,742 Who was that? 377 00:16:46,810 --> 00:16:47,444 Skip it. 378 00:16:47,512 --> 00:16:48,979 Yeah. 379 00:16:49,047 --> 00:16:51,814 Look, Freddie is really sorry that he hurt your feelings. 380 00:16:51,884 --> 00:16:58,521 Yeah, I'd like to hear that from the guy in the Bumblebee shirt. 381 00:16:58,592 --> 00:17:01,395 Hello! 382 00:17:01,463 --> 00:17:02,963 I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings. 383 00:17:03,032 --> 00:17:04,632 I didn't mean to. 384 00:17:04,701 --> 00:17:06,868 Okay. I forgive you. 385 00:17:06,937 --> 00:17:07,303 You do? 386 00:17:07,371 --> 00:17:07,803 Nope. 387 00:17:07,871 --> 00:17:09,738 What? 388 00:17:09,807 --> 00:17:15,144 Say you think my videos are funny. 389 00:17:15,214 --> 00:17:15,947 No. 390 00:17:16,016 --> 00:17:16,515 Come on. 391 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:17,249 Freddie! 392 00:17:17,317 --> 00:17:20,752 We're in a treehouse in Idaho, just say it. 393 00:17:20,821 --> 00:17:21,354 Why should I say it? 394 00:17:21,422 --> 00:17:21,988 Let me talk to the boy. 395 00:17:22,057 --> 00:17:23,691 Sam. 396 00:17:23,759 --> 00:17:24,625 Can I use this? 397 00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:25,727 Please. 398 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,295 Sam, no. Get away from me. 399 00:17:27,364 --> 00:17:29,731 Aw! Ooh, not that! Ooh, ow! 400 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:35,637 Oh, good gravy! Oh! Oh, no! 401 00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:37,409 Your videos are hilarious. 402 00:17:37,477 --> 00:17:40,679 Aagh! I don't know what I was thinking 403 00:17:40,748 --> 00:17:41,748 when I said I didn't get him. 404 00:17:41,816 --> 00:17:42,816 What's not to get? 405 00:17:42,884 --> 00:17:48,188 Aagh! You're a comedy wizard. 406 00:17:48,259 --> 00:17:48,892 Well? 407 00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:51,694 Are we cool? 408 00:17:51,763 --> 00:17:52,463 He's chuckling. 409 00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:53,098 I see him chuckling. 410 00:17:53,165 --> 00:17:54,833 Why are you chuckling? 411 00:17:54,901 --> 00:17:58,071 'Cause you guys are cute. 412 00:17:58,139 --> 00:18:00,441 We're cute? 413 00:18:00,511 --> 00:18:01,444 Yeah. 414 00:18:01,512 --> 00:18:02,645 I was never mad. 415 00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:04,449 I love iCarly. 416 00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:06,315 But you said that Freddie hurt your feelings. 417 00:18:06,384 --> 00:18:08,350 And that's why you stopped making your Fred videos. 418 00:18:08,419 --> 00:18:10,652 Come on. 419 00:18:10,721 --> 00:18:14,924 I'm not gonna stop making the Fred videos. 420 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:15,960 Okay. I get it. 421 00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:21,233 The real problem here is that you're insane am I? 422 00:18:21,303 --> 00:18:22,102 Uh, pretty much, yeah. 423 00:18:22,171 --> 00:18:22,604 Kind of psycho. 424 00:18:22,671 --> 00:18:24,372 Yep. 425 00:18:24,441 --> 00:18:27,376 Guys, since this war between iCarly and me started, 426 00:18:27,444 --> 00:18:30,313 do you realize my Fred videos have gotten like 10 times 427 00:18:30,382 --> 00:18:33,416 more popular than they already were? 428 00:18:33,486 --> 00:18:36,220 So you did all this for publicity? 429 00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,055 Totally. 430 00:18:37,124 --> 00:18:39,158 Just to make your Fred videos more popular? 431 00:18:39,227 --> 00:18:41,861 Not just the Fred videos, iCarly too. 432 00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:43,564 What are you talking-- when was the last time 433 00:18:43,633 --> 00:18:45,867 that you guys checked your website ratings? 434 00:18:45,936 --> 00:18:47,937 Uh, I don't know, like a few weeks ago. 435 00:18:48,005 --> 00:18:52,041 Well, check them now. 436 00:18:52,111 --> 00:18:55,680 See? Web traffic to iCarly. Com is higher than it's ever been. 437 00:18:55,749 --> 00:18:58,517 People love a good fight. 438 00:18:58,587 --> 00:19:01,055 Ooh, that's terrible. 439 00:19:01,124 --> 00:19:05,294 I mean, it was brilliant in a terrible way. 440 00:19:05,364 --> 00:19:08,165 It was terribly brilliant, okay? 441 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:13,805 Hey, there's something huge down there trying to kill me. Aah! 442 00:19:13,876 --> 00:19:19,181 It's either a large dog or a small bear. Aah! 443 00:19:19,251 --> 00:19:21,018 That's my dog Tibbals. 444 00:19:21,087 --> 00:19:24,890 Tibbals has my foot. Aah! 445 00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:26,326 Will you guys go make sure he's okay? 446 00:19:26,395 --> 00:19:26,995 I'm not going down. 447 00:19:27,062 --> 00:19:27,795 Come on. 448 00:19:27,863 --> 00:19:32,867 Ow, ow! I'm coming. Aah! 449 00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:40,680 Oh! Ow! 450 00:19:40,748 --> 00:19:43,350 You know, you could have at least told us what you were doing. 451 00:19:43,419 --> 00:19:45,419 Yeah, you're right. 452 00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,255 I'm sorry. 453 00:19:47,324 --> 00:19:48,123 Okay. 454 00:19:48,192 --> 00:19:50,292 So are we friends? 455 00:19:50,361 --> 00:19:51,528 I guess. 456 00:19:51,595 --> 00:19:52,561 You sure? 457 00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:55,197 Sure. 458 00:19:55,266 --> 00:19:55,965 Should we kiss? 459 00:19:56,033 --> 00:19:57,167 No. 460 00:20:01,508 --> 00:20:07,012 In 5, 4, 3, 2-- me llamo Carly! 461 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:08,015 Me llamo Sam! 462 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,584 And this is iCarly. 463 00:20:09,652 --> 00:20:11,787 The only show on the Internet that fights global warming-- 464 00:20:11,855 --> 00:20:13,990 --and prevents pimples. 465 00:20:14,058 --> 00:20:15,458 Now, a lot of you guys have been following the fight 466 00:20:15,526 --> 00:20:17,593 that's been going on between us and Fred. 467 00:20:17,662 --> 00:20:18,762 Yeah, well, guess what. 468 00:20:18,831 --> 00:20:20,298 The fight is over! 469 00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:20,799 Over. 470 00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:22,367 Yeah, baby. 471 00:20:22,436 --> 00:20:25,070 And to prove it-- --say hello to our new best friend-- 472 00:20:25,138 --> 00:20:28,874 --the genius behind Fred. 473 00:20:32,380 --> 00:20:33,313 Yeah! 474 00:20:33,382 --> 00:20:35,383 Yeah! 475 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:36,418 Whoo! 476 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,152 Okay, Freddie, switch to the b-cam. 477 00:20:38,221 --> 00:20:40,456 Come out here and show the love. 478 00:20:40,524 --> 00:20:44,326 Switching to b-cam. 479 00:20:46,398 --> 00:20:47,331 See, we made up. 480 00:20:47,399 --> 00:20:48,098 We're all good. 481 00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:50,702 Oh, come on, you guys can do better than that. 482 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:51,971 Hug! Hug! 483 00:20:52,039 --> 00:20:53,173 Hug! Hug! 484 00:20:53,241 --> 00:20:54,608 Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug! 485 00:20:54,677 --> 00:20:55,710 Hug! Hug! Hug! 486 00:20:55,778 --> 00:21:00,348 All right, all right. 487 00:21:00,418 --> 00:21:03,186 Okay, just to prove that we're all buds now-- --check out 488 00:21:03,255 --> 00:21:03,888 this brand-new video. 489 00:21:03,956 --> 00:21:04,589 Watch it. 490 00:21:04,657 --> 00:21:05,056 Do it. 491 00:21:05,124 --> 00:21:08,159 Playback. 492 00:21:08,228 --> 00:21:08,761 Hey, it's Fred. 493 00:21:08,829 --> 00:21:10,095 Look at my cabbage. 494 00:21:10,164 --> 00:21:11,797 Why can't it speak Spanish? 495 00:21:11,866 --> 00:21:13,266 Muchacho. 496 00:21:13,334 --> 00:21:15,501 My stomach feels queasy. 497 00:21:15,570 --> 00:21:17,804 Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. 498 00:21:17,873 --> 00:21:18,706 Have you seen my cabbage? 499 00:21:18,775 --> 00:21:20,375 Oh, my gosh, a person. 500 00:21:20,444 --> 00:21:21,377 Why did Fred flee? 501 00:21:21,445 --> 00:21:24,847 People scare me. Aah. 502 00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:29,286 This ostrich thinks I'm a lady. 503 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:30,590 I wanna go to cranberry parade. 504 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:31,724 I buried Paul. 505 00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:33,527 More people. Aah! 506 00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,695 I'm eating chips with trans-fats. 507 00:21:35,763 --> 00:21:37,230 Oh, my God, I'm so happy. 508 00:21:37,298 --> 00:21:38,531 I'm hiding under a Toyota. 509 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,167 It's a sports utility vehicle. 510 00:21:40,235 --> 00:21:42,637 The cabbage. Aah! 511 00:21:42,705 --> 00:21:44,940 Me and the ostrich are getting married. 512 00:21:45,008 --> 00:21:47,176 Aah! 513 00:21:47,245 --> 00:21:48,979 We're wearing matching ties. 514 00:21:49,048 --> 00:21:50,015 I'm running. 515 00:21:50,082 --> 00:21:51,149 Who invented marshmallows? 516 00:21:51,218 --> 00:21:53,518 What's wrong with David Schwimmer? 517 00:21:53,587 --> 00:21:55,688 I like to sniff cheese. 518 00:21:55,756 --> 00:21:56,389 Cheese! 519 00:21:56,457 --> 00:21:59,624 My mother ate my turtle. 520 00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:02,995 My bathroom is purple. 521 00:22:03,064 --> 00:22:04,197 How do you like me now, junior? 522 00:22:04,266 --> 00:22:05,700 Is Kevin still better than me? 523 00:22:05,769 --> 00:22:08,036 I'm pretty sure I'm way better than Kevin now. 524 00:22:08,105 --> 00:22:09,505 Who wants to swim in my pool? 525 00:22:09,574 --> 00:22:11,107 Swimming! Swimming! 526 00:22:11,175 --> 00:22:13,175 Swimming! Swimming! Ah! 527 00:22:13,244 --> 00:22:15,711 I'm not gonna take off my shirt. No! 528 00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:16,713 I'm swimming. 529 00:22:16,782 --> 00:22:19,082 I bet you Kevin's so jealous right now. 530 00:22:19,151 --> 00:22:20,051 Jealous. 531 00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:22,853 What if these noodles are Kevin's intestines? 532 00:22:22,923 --> 00:22:24,657 That'd make me so happy. 533 00:22:24,726 --> 00:22:26,226 My friends are here. 534 00:22:26,293 --> 00:22:27,593 We're swimming with noodles. 535 00:22:27,662 --> 00:22:29,062 My shorts are too tight. 536 00:22:29,131 --> 00:22:31,399 It's like a community bath. 537 00:22:31,468 --> 00:22:32,668 Cabbages cabbages. 538 00:22:32,736 --> 00:22:34,736 Cabbages. 539 00:22:34,872 --> 00:22:38,441 Aaaaaaaah! 540 00:22:38,511 --> 00:22:43,182 This pool is so tiny. Bye! 541 00:22:43,232 --> 00:22:47,782 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0